The Buzz: Screech Sex Tape: Diamond in the Buff

Report by Mr Smith

'Actor and former school geek Screech' ('actor' Dustin Diamond from Saved by the Bell) has unofficially released (no pun intended unless you are dirty minded) a 'sex tape' involving himself and girls who presumably love his Screech like voice, as he was also declared bankrupt recently.

The 50-minute video features Screech and two unidentified fame hungry women. Screech (Diamond) claims he made the sex tape "a while ago," to show a group of friends, whom, he says, make similar videos to sexually one-up each other. The group meets monthly and scores each others' footage, awarding points for different "accomplishments" caught on tape.

"Screech is a pop culture icon who's begging for attention," BetUS.com spokesperson Christopher Bennett said in a statement. "You can't deny the irony of a grown child star appearing in a homemade adult film."

In a 42-second clip of the tape, available on TMZ.com, Screech narrates the "unbelievably graphic" action between himself and the two women, which, well, climaxes with Screech engaging one of the participants in a sex act known as a "dirty Sanchez*."

The tape starts out with Screech in a bathtub and a female voice informing him, "it's recording." By the end, Screech is describing the scene in bleeped-out detail. "Gentlemen greetings! Mr Belding, greetings! As always, I have gone above and beyond the call of duty," he says on the video.

Whether or not the actor Dennis Haskins (who played the headmaster Mr.Belding in Saved By The Bell) was present during the videos remains to be seen, but VIN is sure that if he was, Screech (Dustin Diamond) would be a recipient of some discipline.


*This sex act even grossed out our resident ladies man at VIN, Tyler "Ty" Deschanel!