Rumor Mill: Swayze so Crazy for Guys and Bond?

Report by Clarissa Scheissberg

'Hollywood has-been' Patrick Swayze gatecrashed the Casino Royale premiere after-party and said he would "love to" have had a role in the film, our sources reveal.

The 'Dirty Dancing surgically enhanced' star joined the glitzy party straight after treading the boards in the London, West End musical Guys And Dolls.

"I shouldn't really be at this bash - I am totally party-crashing," he told our source.

When asked if he would like to play superspy James Bond, he allegedly said seriously: "I do a terribly good English accent. Or is it a not so good terrible English accent? It doesn't matter, I'd love to have a go, maybe not as Bond but at least a villain or a co-spy, or maybe even as the spy's dirty dance teacher who coerces him into the bedroom maybe?"

He also praised 'muscle-bound but ugly' new 007 Daniel Craig for his physique, saying: "He must have worked out really hard to carve that body. Right now though, I feel like I'm finding new muscle groups too - Guys And Dolls are keeping me in shape better than any workout, so is the musical Guys And Dolls!" Before finally muttering "but mostly the guys..."

Is Patrick Swayze-ing the other way? VIN will find out more if and when it happens!