This Autumn On VIN

Autumn is coming and the VERY IMPORTANT NEWS NETWORK will be bringing even better, more accurate and even more sensational news stories from the deep hearts of Hollywood's finest.

Sexy and rough reporter Tyler "Ty" Deschanel has come back from his top secret snooping mission and has returned with dynamite reports that even the world's best bomb disposal squad can't handle!

AND THERE'S MORE!

MR JONES IS BACK!

He has painted the town with the colors of the truth and has come back from his annual Caribbean jaunt cavorting with the rich and famous with more salacious, scandalous and sexy stories that will blow your mind into a stupor of awe!

Dashing yet deadly reporter Mr Smith has been sent on a top secret reconnaissance mission and promises that he will knock down every brick, stone and wall of Hollywood in an effort to get to the bottom of Hollywood's deepest and darkest secrets.

Furthermore, VIN's resident self proclaimed 'catty' Jewish reporter Clarissa Scheissberg has not only been back to Manhattan for more gossip-bearing New York parties, but she has also been given an unprecedented amount of time and money from VIN's wealthy pockets to explore Miami, and even England's party scenes!

BE PREPARED!

VIN is becoming even BIGGER, even BETTER and even SEXIER than ever before!

The Very Important News Staff