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Wednesday, July 26, 2006

This Summer On VIN


Whilst the summer winds down, the VERY IMPORTANT NEWS NETWORK does not! VIN will persevere to bring you the very best in real news even as our less esteemed rivals break for the season.

Internationally respected journalist Mr Smith as always brings you, our devoted readers, the quality breaking news that defines VIN, while celebrated Jewish gossip guru Clarissa Scheissberg has not let the humid weather dampen her Herculean efforts to bring you the latest tattle straight from the penthouse parties of Manhattan.

Our gruff, straight to the point tough guy, with a heart of gold Tyler "Ty" Deschanel is on a secret snooping mission and is no doubt set to return soon with more dynamite reports that will inevitably rock the very pillars of our nation and before you ask, resident man about town and VIN co founder, Mr Jones is painting the town with the colours of the truth as he embarks on his annual Caribbean jaunt cavorting with the rich and famous in order to get the real scoops!

This fall VIN will continue to deliver the best news content on Earth but we will also be expanding our staff so that you, our loyal supporters, will never be without the latest breaking stories... Whenever they happen, Wherever they happen.

This is the VIN commitment to quality - remember on other news sites it's rumor, on VIN its (unsubstantiated) FACT!

The Very Important News Staff

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