The Buzz: Eat Me Baby, One More Time

Report By Mr Jones

A sandwich half-eaten by pop princess turned redneck queen, Britney Spears has been put up for auction on eBay.

The seller claims to have been a waiter at a function that the star attended, along with hick wanabe rapper husband Kevin Federline. Federline's almost finished corn dog is also on the auction.

A note posted with the item by the seller reads: "In situations like this, we're expected to do the usual catering thing, pick up plates after they are done... It does not however say anything about how I am supposed to discard their food when they have me pick up their leftovers."

The items were vacuum sealed to preserve them from decaying, and the bids have already passed $50 for the two items. According to my sources Federline is very keen on finishing off the corn dog and is going to bid $5,000 on it even though a fresh one would only cost $3. "Huh huh it's Britney's money and I sure do fancy that there corn dog hyuk hyuk!" he chortled.