Rumour Mill: Simpson Speared at Award Show!
Report by Clarissa ScheissbergJessica 'not as popular as Britney' Simpson (ex wife of Nick Lachey) was snubbed with much chagrin backstage at the Teen Choice Awards on Sunday, when Simpson strangely asked if she could kiss Britney (wife of layabout Kevin Federline) Spears' pregnant belly.
Allegedly Spears shouted out in a very posh voice, "Hell, no! What an odd odd request! Why would you want to kiss a pregnant woman's belly? Especially when you have just met me? Who are you?"
A backstage witness (possibly Nick Lachey) confirms the incident saying, "Jessica was really insulted, I mean why wouldn't she let her kiss her belly? Why? But Britney still refused to let her do it."
Only in Hollywood!
posted by Very Important News @ 9:11 AM
1 Comments:
He he he... I see what you did... you're sooo clever, you took Britney's surname and used it as a verb, brilliant.
If only a spear was involved, and Marge, yeah, Marge Simpson... I like her hair!
Wooooooooooo!
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