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Wednesday, August 02, 2006

The Buzz: Perel for 3 women as Vadim parties on!

Report by Clarissa Scheissberg

Director Vadim Perelman (who?)
appeared in a Norwalk, Connecticut court on Monday on charges he groped two women and punched another at a nightclub. His attorney, Paul Callan allegedly said, "Mr. Perelman never intended to harm anyone during the evening in question. In fact, I have been told (by many unreliable sources) that it is Ukrainian custom to grope and punch repeatedly in the face, anyone woman who comes near a man."

I caught up with 'evil-looking and evil-doing Ukrainian' Vadim at an exclusive party in Manhattan and he had this to say: "I have never done this before! I usually just punch!"

Vadim considering we in the 'great' USA do not like the Ukraine anyway, you really have done your country proud!

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