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Tuesday, August 08, 2006

The Buzz: Perel AGAIN as Vadim Strikes!

Report by Clarissa Scheissberg

'Director and abuser of the female public' Vadim Perelman (
a notorious abuser of women) has ironically 'hit back' at claims he hurled a chair at the head of a Discovery Channel writer in a fit of rage.

The writer, Renae Garcia (a woman), alleged that
Perelman assaulted her at his Venice Beach, California home in January, just hours after they met in a bar, because she neglected him. She told my sources, "He was, like, 'I've never been treated so rudely in my own house! You left me alone!' Then he picked up a dining-room chair and threw it at my head and laughed evilly, and shouting 'in the Ukraine we call this foreplay!'"

Perelman's lawyer, Paul Callan, denies these claims, and insists the story is totally fabricated: "Renae Garcia's claims regarding an attempted assault with a chair by
Vadim Perelman are utterly false and slanderous. I will reiterate what I have stated many times before I have been told (by many unreliable sources) that it is Ukrainian custom to grope and punch repeatedly in the face, anyone woman who comes near a man, not throw a chair. Vis a Vis, this report is false."

Apparently Perelman was found to comment, however he just managed to grunt wildly like a Ukrainian boar, while being naked and draped with his Ukrainian flag.

Ukrainians never cease to amaze us well mannered and civilized Americans at VIN!

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