The Buzz: Lyonne 'Looking Dead'

Report by Mr Smith

'Little known actress' Natasha Lyonne (apparently in American Pie) was spotted recently looking "like she could die any minute." This of course has been denied by her father and he is threatening legal action against any more injurious postings (possibly ones like these). He told the New York Daily News, "Natasha is safe and sound in California, working on her role in Ciara Bow". 'Ciara Bow' is a film probably about 'music star' Ciara's steamy yet ugly relationship with Little Bow Wow, the 'pint sized rapper' and how he broke up with her when he discovered her shocking secret.