The Buzz: Kobe Gets His Goat
Report by Mr JonesSuperstar basketball player and rape "suspect" Kobe Bryant has once again been arrested for an improper and aggressive sexual act. However this time the LA Lakers star has reportedly had sexual relations with a goat!
This is what he had to say just before he was arrested before last night's game "The genius is that this is not illegal unlike the other time when I raped that woman! What it is illegal? Man, I got the worst layer!!"
Yes Kobe, looks like you do!
posted by Very Important News @ 6:47 AM
3 Comments:
At least you're not stupid enough to get sent to prison for commiting a second stupid offence!
OJ Simpson
Here here!
Michael Jackson
Hey MJ
My career has hit the bricks and I notice your has too - how about we release a celebrity sex tape and really clean up? Come on it'll be just like old times!
Macauley "Mac & Cheese" Culkin
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