The Buzz: Kobe Gets His Goat
Report by Mr Jones
Superstar basketball player and rape "suspect" Kobe Bryant has once again been arrested for an improper and aggressive sexual act. However this time the LA Lakers star has reportedly had sexual relations with a goat!
This is what he had to say just before he was arrested before last night's game "The genius is that this is not illegal unlike the other time when I raped that woman! What it is illegal? Man, I got the worst layer!!"
Yes Kobe, looks like you do!