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Tuesday, June 05, 2007

Rumor Mill: Letterman loves Leching?

Report by Clarissa Scheissberg

'Ugly and unfunny television presenter'
David Letterman has allegedly revealed that he likes to watch people intently in parks, whlie wearing his long brown jacket.

When asked about his habit he allegedly replied: "Yes... yes I do" while grinning inanely in the way that only Letterman knows how.


After questioning he continued to look at a couple in a lover's tryst at a near by tree for several hours.

11 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

What a perve!

Dustin Diamond

3:32 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hey Letterman - you stole my gap toothed look!

Madonna

3:33 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Letterman is awful ! he wasn't serious when I was doing my false apology! Giddyup!

Michael Richards aka Racist Kramer

3:34 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hey I might do a voyeur joke on my show!!
Jay Leno

3:35 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Me too!!!

Conan "I wrote classic Simpson's!" O'Brian

3:35 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Me three!!!

Ellen Degeneres

3:35 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Who the hell are you??

General public

3:36 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

She's a lesbian tho not in the good way unlike me in in my movies!!!!

Jenna Jameson

3:36 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Now that's good viewing!!!

General Public

3:37 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Nah its not hard enough for me

Dustin "Cruising for a Bruising" Diamond

3:37 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Screeeeech!!!!! In my office NOW! and not for the kinky shit either!

Mr.Belding

7:33 AM  

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