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Thursday, June 07, 2007

Rumor Mill: Kenny Zzz?

Report by Mr Smith

‘Frilly haired musician’ Kenny G has allegedly admitted that even he has fallen asleep during recording his tracks for his new album ‘Elevator music: sounds of the aged’.

The self proclaimed ‘sexyphonist’ said:

“My new album ‘Elevator music: sounds of the aged’ is all about feeling, soul, and something that I really can’t remember. It is actually quite boring, so boring that I fell asleep while playing the sexyphone during the recording of this album. But it will make me some money and I will be able to continue my $50,000 monthly fee for hair products.”

13 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Kenny G fucking rocks!!!!!!!!!

Marilyn Manson

4:22 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Yeah he's freaking awesome man!!!!!!

50 Cent

4:23 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I like to visit large buildings so i can go in the elevators and listen to some nice elevator music

Tom Conti

4:23 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You do? Why so do !!

We should meet up and go together old chap!

Patrick Stewart aka Tha Boss Master

4:24 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Yes indeed lovely idea old banjo!

Tom Conti

4:24 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Can I come too?

Oscar winner Judi Dench

4:25 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

And me?


Oscar winner Helen Mirren

4:25 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The more the merrier!!!

Tom Conti!!!

4:25 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Great! Can i come as well?

Sir Ian McKellan Knight Of the Realm

4:26 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

... No


Patrick Stewart

4:26 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Oh...

Ian McKellan

4:26 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Im bringing Sexyphone back!!!!


Kenny G aka Kenneth Gorelick

4:28 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Thats what im talking about!!!


Diddy

4:28 AM  

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