Rumor Mill: Lord Of The G-Strings?*

Report by Tyler "Ty" Deschanel

Lost star Dominic Monaghan has admitted that he likes to dress in women's clothing.

The actor who first shot to fame in the hugely successful Lord Of The Rings films explained that he is happy to describe himself as a "metrosexual" and thinks he "should probably be gay".

"I wear make-up and I paint my nails. I wear high heels and women's underwear. This is all true. I like wearing skirts," Dominic explained. "I should probably be gay but I like women too much."

"I am kind of metrosexual in the sense that, if I do get lost, I do ask for directions. I pull over to gas stations and ask. So I don't know. I guess guys have a lot of pride. And not just gay pride! But just to reiterate I am not actually gay." He then minced off in a ball gown and tiara whilst groping the buttocks of Lost co-star Josh Holloway and singing I Will Survive.

* Not to be confused with the soft core parody of the same name.