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Tuesday, May 15, 2007

The Buzz: Enough Duff

Report by Mr Jones

One question the public has been asking recently is what has happened to Hillary Duff's face? The formerly pretty teen actress has recently morphed into a rather unattractive lady.

I caught up with Hillary Duff last week for this exclusive interview.

Mr Jones: So Hilary what's happened to your face?

Hillary Duff: I don’t know, I just don’t know. I'm just so ugly now.

There you go, straight from the horses mouth.

4 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

I can't believe I kissed her!

Frankie Muniz

5:59 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I can't believe I kissed her!

Aaron Carter

6:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Aaron! Where you been? Even me, your brother is looking for you!

Nick Carter

6:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Who are you guys?

(A commenter representing the rest of the world)

6:01 AM  

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