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Thursday, March 29, 2007

Rumor Mill: Jeremy's tip to waiters is to Piv off

Report by Clarissa Scheissberg

'Suspiciously gay'
Jeremy Piven
has reportedly been banned from America's Nobu restaurants after paying a waiter's tip with a DVD. The 'catty' actor was dining at the restaurant in Aspen, Colorado during the recent Us Comedy Arts Festival. When the bill came, Piven paid up and left the waiter a copy of his Entourage series DVD as a tip.

The outraged server threw the DVD at the 'bitchy' diner.

'Funny' Piven is playing down the incident. He allegedly said: "Oh please! I'm such a fan of Nobu and all of his restaurants. It is fabulous! I had a great dinner at the Nobu in Aspen with all my friends, my entourage as I call them. As always, the meal was fabulous and the service was oh so fabulous. Especially since I can leave a DVD I get free as my tip! It was fabulous darling! I just hope us bitches can get together and hug it out."

I am sure Nobu will be watching Piven's entourage alot more closely next time, even if it is only on DVD.

5 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Piven is GOLD!

7:20 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

As in Ari Gold my... er.. I mean his character in Entourage

7:20 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Oh Ari... we know its you... Lets have a party!

V.Chase

11:57 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You guys!!!!

Give me some Love come on!

Ari aka P.I.V.E.N

11:57 PM  
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4:28 AM  

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