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Wednesday, March 28, 2007

The Buzz: Welling wanting Wolf?

Report by Mr Smith

'Adult actor who plays super powered teen boy' Tom Welling has signed on for a new movie starring a super powered teen wolf who has a penchant for using his wolf like abilities to play basketball.

Teen Wolf
as the film will be known, is a remake of 'pint sized' Michael J.Fox's 1985 movie also called Teen Wolf. However according to my sources the fun-loving werewolf of the title will be played by a female.

Tom Welling allegedly had this to say when he found out he did not have the lead role: "I guess in this politically correct day and age we have to have female basketball players... with super powers. I mean whats next? Superman being a Supergirl? This is political correctness gone mad! Although I do value the job.... This is off the record right?"

3 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

I was the best Teen Wolf! And then I went on to great success in Arrested Development which no one watched! I blame j Fox!

Jason Bateman

7:21 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You suck Welling!


Brandon Routh

7:22 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

If the role was originally meant to be played by a boy then i say stick to what the story was supposed to be. I'm with Welling on this it's nothing sexist it's just don't change the story just because girls feel like going on a power trip.If they want a story about a girl super hero then write another script for a different movie that was written for a girl super hero to play.

1:28 PM  

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