The Buzz: Campbell has to clean up her dirty act

Report by Clarissa Scheissberg

'Super bitch' Naomi Campbell will mop the floors of New York City's Sanitation Department later this month as part of her punishment for assaulting her maid, officials have confirmed. The event will take place at a Sanitation Department warehouse in the Lower East Side of Manhattan from March 19-23.

Many kind hearted members of the world's population rejoiced in celebration that in some little way, justice had been served.

Reports that Mother Teresa rose from her grave to clap her hands are yet unfounded but would be very understandable.