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Monday, February 12, 2007

VIN WORLD EXCLUSIVE: NEW WRITER joining VIN


VIN is proud to annouce that a new writer is joining the ranks of the journalist elite. She is not only pretty, not only smart, she is also blonde and an all American former cheerleader!

'Self-professed internationally acclaimed''
Lisa Lucker will be our sexy correspondant, exposing the crevices of Hollywood, looking for the celebrities and telling you, our beloved readers, exclusively where they are, what they are doing and when they were doing it!

When the action happens, when there is no one around, Lisa Lucker will be there. Exclusively for the
Very Important News network.

Hollywood
! Be prepared!

10 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

This Lisa Lucker sounds like a Lisa Looker!!! ;) Lol lol


P Diddy

6:51 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I will be prepared!!!!

Billy Zane

6:52 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hey Zane they said Hollywood be prepared not washed up losers!!!!

Jason Statham

6:52 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Did someone mention me?

Emilio Estevez

6:53 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

No I was referring to Billy Zane not you

J Statham

6:53 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Oh ok I thought someone was mentioning me, no one mentiosn me anymore not even Charlie..

Got any change?

Emilio

6:54 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

We don't like you Mr Billy Zane, after you cursed us Americans in your anti american film! We would never do that to other countries!

Hollywood

6:54 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I still like you Emilio. Remember that Taco Commercial we did together?

Benjamin Bratt

6:54 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ah there you are Benjamin I was looking for you. Wait a minute, I thought you were Jimmy Smits.

From the ex-producers of NYPD Blue

6:55 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Aw... Te quiero Taco Bell.

Benjamin Bratt

6:56 AM  

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