The Buzz: De Niro's not so secret shame!
Report by Mr Smith'Ex actor and full time funny face maker' Robert De Niro has been given the honour first place in the 25 Most Shameless Paycheck Grabbing Roles In History.
It was for his well-paying part in kids' movie The Adventures Of Rocky And Bullwinkle.
A critic for Entertainment Weekly, who compiled the poll, said: "He was the young Vito Corleone. He was Travis Bickle. He was Jake La Motta, Rupert Pupkin, and Al Capone. He's been nominated for six Oscars. He is our greatest living actor. No question, no room for debate. And yet, there is that one little aberration. Little? Who am I kidding? One huge-ass aberration called The Adventures Of Rocky And Bullwinkle."
Robert De Niro declined to comment but he managed to force a gurn instead.
posted by Very Important News @ 9:52 AM
20 Comments:
Whatsamattawitchu? Rocky & Bullwinkle was my greatest role you mamaluke! I oughta hit put a hit out on you!
R DeNiro
I liked Rocky & Bullwinke! I thought it was funny!
Joe Pesci
What do you mean I'm funny?
R DeNiro
It's funny, you know. It's a good story, it's funny, you're a funny guy.
Joe Pesci
What do you mean, you mean the way I talk? What?
R DeNiro
It's just, you know. You're just funny, it's... funny, the way you tell the story and everything.
Joe Pesci
Funny how? What's funny about it?
R DeNiro
Robert no, You got it all wrong.
Raymond Liotta
Oh, oh, Ray. He's a big boy, he knows what he said. What did ya say? Funny how?
R DeNiro
Just...
Joe Pesci
What?
R DeNiro
Just... ya know... you're funny.
Joe Pesci
You mean, let me understand this cause, ya know maybe it's me, I'm a little fucked up maybe, but I'm funny how, I mean funny like I'm a clown, I amuse you? I make you laugh, I'm here to fuckin' amuse you? What do you mean funny, funny how? How am I funny?
R DeNiro
Just... you know, how you tell the story, what?
Joe Pesci
No, no, I don't know, you said it. How do I know? You said I'm funny. How the fuck am I funny, what the fuck is so funny about me? Tell me, tell me what's funny!
R DeNiro
Oh man! I knew I should have just stuck to Home Alone!
Joe Pesci
Now that is funny!
R DeNiro
You're telling me!
Macauley "Big Mac" Culkin
Hey Big Mac
Nice to see you still around. Wanna go 'Home Alone' with me later? If you kno what i mean?
M J
He's not Big mac! I'm big mac! I'm the big mac with the cheese!!
Diddy aka puff daddy aka former macaroni with the cheese
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