Game ON! With Sakura And The Dude: PS3 Launch Violence

Report by Sakura Yamamoto & The Dude

Hi guys!!! Violence sadly marred the launch of the Sony PlayStation 3 last month when a gamer was shot dead trying to buy the much hyped console. Early reports suggest that the shooter was Bill Gates while other rumours indicate it was a bunch of Nintendo die hard fans high on Magic Mushrooms.

The Dude says: I blame Grand Theft Auto. I used to have so much free time before that game came out, now I don't have any.