HAPPY HOLIDAYS from Very Important News

Very Important News would like to wish all its many news hungry, wonderful and always special readers:

HAPPY HOLIDAYS!*

We hope you get everything that you want and if not then we hope that you at least had the chance to see what you wanted in a shop window/magazine/next-door neighbors house.



*To accomodate the current climate change of polictical correctness and because of our catty Jewish reporter (Clarissa Scheissberg) and the Jewish majority as Hollywood's biggest moguls (but mostly due to our catty Jewish reporter) we cannot wish anyone Merry Christmas anymore so we have to make do with happy holidays.