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Thursday, December 07, 2006

The Buzz: Bass wants all gays to be 'Lanced'!

Report by Clarissa Scheissberg

'Fishy named' Lance Bass has inspired a new term for gay celebrities who are outed by members of the media - they're being "lanced." The 'musically named' Bass coined the term when he was outed because rumors surrounding his sexuality were starting to affect his daily life.

It has not been reported as to yet whether Hollywood has noticed or cares about this new phrase.

1 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hollywood has noticed and does care!

L Bass

12:11 PM  

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