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Friday, October 06, 2006

Mr Smith and Clarissa Scheissberg return!

Greetings to all the lovely and lucky Very Important VIN readers from around the globe.

First and foremost, a big warm thank you to Mr Jones and the ever sexy Tyler Ty, for reporting on some of the most scandalous stories to come out of America since Milli Vanilli
were exposed publicly that they did not sing on their records!

However both Clarissa and I have returned with secrets that even Tyler Ty and Mr Jones maybe shocked to hear!

We have the most incredibly salacious, most outrageous, even contagious gossip that will shatter even the most hollow heart of Hollywood!

We will have exclusive interviews with the cream of Hollywood and stories that only include the VERY IMPORTANT in the entertainment business! Even the regular famous readers of VIN will be quaking in their boots as we reveal the truths and the shames of some of their Hollywood friends and even enemies.

The news will be shocking, exciting and always revealing!

There are no rules, no laws, nothing to hold us back from exposing the truth, just hard hitting almost factual articles that make... VERY IMPORTANT NEWS!

1 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Oh, Praise the Lord almighty... the electricity has returned!!!

10:04 AM  

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