The Buzz: Holy Brokeback Batman!

Report by Mr Smith

In a candid question and answer session "straight jawed and straight man" Jake Gyllenhaal (star of homosexual love fest Brokeback Mountain) has laughed off in a manly way internet rumors claiming he will reunite with his Brokeback Mountain co-star (and therefore on-screen lover) 'floppy haired hit and miss actor' Heath Ledger in the forthcoming Batman Begins sequel. Gyllenhaal was reportedly in talks to play Harvey 'Two-Face' Dent - the role taken on by Tommy Lee Jones in 1995 'film' Batman Forever.

Ledger has already been cast to play The Joker, however, Gyllenhaal's agent allegedly was told to say, "No, the other guy from Brokeback Mountain is in it if you haven't heard, and so they have filled up their homosexual qouta of two per film. The other of course being the British and thus camp Michael Caine and his character Alfred whom seems to have been single for almost forever"