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Tuesday, September 05, 2006

Mr Jones Returns!


Greetings from Hollywood! Mr Jones here, as you may know I have spent the steamy summer months toiling away in the glamorous company of the stars. Mercilessly socialising with A-listers the world over without a care for my own health to ensure that VIN is always at the forefront of breaking news!

First I must extend my thanks and respect to my distinguished colleagues Clarissa Scheissberg and the ever enigmatic Mr Smith. They have provided you with the best news and views from around the world during the summer but are now both compiling special international reports. Clarissa is hitting the starry streets of London and the sexy nightspots of Miami while even we here at VIN do not know where Mr Smith is, so secret is his mission! But fear not as they will both return in October with more of the latest scoops!

And what scoops do we have? Well Tyler and I will be this September, exclusively delivering scoops and news galore exposing the lurid underbelly of Hollywood. We can not reveal all just yet but the truth will shock, scare and possibly even arouse!

Mr Jones signing off... for now!

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