The Buzz: Saddam So Damn Angry!

Report by Mr Jones

Ousted dictator and keen campaigner for torture, Saddam Hussein has been forced to watch South Park: The Movie endlessly, according to the film's co-creator Matt Stone.

The former Iraqi leader is portrayed in the movie as a fat, homosexual who is in a relationship with the devil, and Stone claims the prisoner is being forced to watch it "repeatedly" as he is held by US Marines.

According to Hussein he is outraged by his portrayal as he doesn’t believe he is fat. This news has angered Middle Eastern leaders. Terror head honcho Osama bin Laden refused to comment but did indicate he prefers The Simpsons.