The Buzz: Lance Lances Matthew?

Report by Mr Jones

The whole world has been asking one question over the past few weeks: are Lance Armstrong (famous for winning the Tour de France whilst bravely battling cancer) and Mathew McConnaughey (famous for playing the bongos naked) an item? Well VIN can exclusively reveal the answer is: maybe.

The two studs moved in together recently after McConnaughey split up with so-so actress Penelope Cruz and Armstrong split with so-so singer Sheryl Crow, but the guys aren’t just attracting the attentions of their new neighbours. Word has it the two are actually involved in a seedy gay relationship! A secret VIN source (who contrary to reports is NOT Vin Diesel) went undercover to find out the truth.

When he snuck into their house he could hear moaning and groaning and shouts of "Come on!" it later turned out though that they guys were just working out in their private gym. However our source did manage to get this comment from Armstrong "There has been a lot of speculation ha-ha yes there has! But as for whether it's true, come on that's just ridiculous" Armstrong was then interrupted by a naked McConnaughey who slapped him on the butt and told him it was time for their sauna. Lance was only too happy to oblige.

In VIN's opinion there is clearly nothing going on but just two good friends hanging out.