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Monday, August 14, 2006

Rumor Mill: Round up of all Hollywood's greatest stories from last week

Report by Clarissa Scheissberg


Robert Downey Jr (renowned for his time in rehab) has revealed that deep down he isn't an addict that everyone claims him to be and would not take drugs. He allegedly told one of my sources "I am not a druggie. If they were not so addictive I would not take them!"

Some wise words from Robert Downey Jr!


Matt Dillon (Cameron Diaz's ex boyfriend) has revealed that he has a penchant for all things furry. He allegedly said "I like fur, it's a good look".

PETA better watch out a new target is in town and he's a 'hunk'!


Gary Coleman (famous for being short and rude) has recently annouced that he loves the Amazon and would like to live there. "The Amazon is great" he said. When asked why the Amazon was an ideal place to live as it was inhabited by wildlife probably bigger than him, he allegedly proceeding to say "Whatchoo talkin' 'bout, journalist?"

That
Gary Coleman, always full of comedy gold!

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