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Thursday, July 13, 2006

Rumor Mill: Scarlett Red Faced

Report By Tyler 'Ty' Deschanel

Following in the footsteps of fellow ingénue tuned C-lister Winona Ryder, The Island star Scarlett Johansson has been caught shoplifting in London. The actress was caught pinching some head lice removal gel from a corner shop.

The bemused shopkeeper had this to say "There I was pricing up some beans when all of a sudden this superstar was stealing hair lice gel! I was going to get her autograph but the police were too busy spraying her with pepper spray and beating her with sticks."

Johansson was then arrested but escaped with a small fine. Luckily she avoided a tougher penalty by flashing the court. "Justice prevails!" she screamed topless on her way out.

All I can say is lucky she has a nice pair... of lawyers to represent her.

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