Rumor Mill: How Lo was Jennifer's curse?

Report by Mr Smith

‘Wide hipped actress and karaoke singer’ Jennifer Lopez (the star of many ‘generic romantic comedies’ has been accused of using voodoo spells against her ex-husband. Ojani Noa (a former waiter and former husband of the ‘wide hipped super star’) accuses her in court papers of putting spells on him and other enemies. Noa, whose 11-month marriage to J.Lo ended in 1998, claims he was under the influence of Caribbean voodoo.

A spokesman for Lopez called his allegations "ridiculous and untrue” and allegedly adding that “it isn’t like the Jennifer Lopez in the movies so how can it be true? I mean she's nice in U-Turn isn't she?” This was apparently while Lopez was dancing and chanting in a Caribbean language in the background.