Rumor Mill: Sofa not so good for Mariah

Report by Clarissa Scheissberg

‘Crazy’ singer Mariah Carey is refusing to confirm or deny reports that she was mistaken for a “mildly comfortable” sofa on a recent tour of her local Manhattan furniture store.

Rumour has it that the occasionally overly tanned star sat down to test the leather of an orange Japanese imported sofa and ‘diminutive but still very loud’ music producer Jermaine Dupri sat on her thighs not realising that he was sitting on Mariah.

Mariah was allegedly to have screamed to her numerous bodyguards (in the only singing way she knows how) to “Shake shake, shake him off”. Jermaine Dupri however, could not hear as he was allegedly too indulged in shouting his name to anyone who would listen. I don’t think they will be shopping together for a very long time!