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Wednesday, June 14, 2006

Rumor Mill: Schneider’s Had Enough, The World In Shock

Report by Tyler “Ty” Deschanel

Rumour has it that that Hollywood funny man Rob Schneider is to turn his back on the wacky highbrow comedies that have made him a semi-household name. Schneider star of The Animal and the not Oscar nominated Hot Chick says he will instead return to his real love – accounting.

All I can say is what a tragic waste. Acting’s loss is accounting’s gain.

2 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Nooooooooooo! I am DEVASTATED by this awful news!!!

Tom Rothman
President
Twentieth Century Fox

12:37 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

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10:15 AM  

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