Rumor Mill: Leto letting on his sexuality?

Report by Clarissa Scheissberg

"Gay-looking" Jared Leto (Urban Legend) has laughed off reports that he is gay insisting his comments to a reporter last week were meant as a joke. The alleged non-homosexual actor claimed he was "gay as a goose!" apparently to anyone who would listen. He then later retracted the statement saying "how can I be as gay as a goose? Gooses aren't gay!" while holding a suspisciously homosexual looking male goose in a pink sweater. He then proceeded to drive , as one on looker called it, "a flaming pink cadillac" with Kylie Minogue's popular song "I can't get you out of my head" playing loudly from the speakers. The verdict is still out on Leto's sexuality. One things for sure, VIN will have the exclusive!