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Sunday, June 18, 2006

Rumor Mill: Keira Dietley!

Report by Clarissa Scheissberg

'Anorexic-looking' Keira Knightley has allegedly attributed her skinny figure to eating a lot of prunes for breakfast, lunch and dinner and riding a unicycle for at least one hour a day. She was spotted carrying a big bag of prunes while walking to a store that sold unicycles and was allegedly overheard saying “the prunes help my digestion, and riding the unicycle pushes it out!”

What another amazing way to keep in shape from the hollywood starlets!

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