The Buzz: Wise choice for Wiseman

Report by Mr Jones

Len Wiseman, director of the unacclaimed hits Underworld and Underworld Evolution and boyfriend to British hottie Kate Beckinsale has been tapped to direct the fourth instalment in the Die Hard series aka Die Hard 4.0. “I’m hoping to really inject some new ideas into the series, I’m hoping this time that Bruce will fight vampires and werewolves in New York. It’s also gonna be about internet nerd terrorists. So to make it hip Bruce will have a special talking laptop voiced by Chris Rock which will give him helpful clues how to beat the bad guys.”

Sounds great!