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Saturday, June 17, 2006

The Buzz: Reese craving for more action!

Report by Clarissa Scheissberg


‘Moon faced’ Reese Witherspoon (the star of many generic chick flicks) has revealed that she wants to give up her on-screen image as a nice girl who gets her heart broken and then recovers with clichéd results, and get physical in an action role. She apparently announced that she wants to do a remake of ‘Rambo: First Blood’ cleverly re-titled as ‘Bimbo: First date’. “It’s like legally blonde, but with the occasional ass kicking manoeuvre that only ‘the Spoon’ can do” she allegedly shouted.

Sylvester Stallone would be turning in his grave (if he were dead of course!).

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