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Friday, June 09, 2006

The Buzz: Geller all shook up over Elvis house

Report By Mr Jones


Spoon-bender Uri Geller is furious after discovering that a house, previously owned by Elvis Presley, has been sold to another buyer after he had purchased it on eBay. The vendors sold the property, which Presley lived in before he moved into Graceland, despite Geller's bid of $905,100 winning the auction.

The mystic raged, "We are absolutely mind-blown angry. Of course we're going to sue". However, the rules of the website may make a law suit difficult to pursue. Catherine England of eBay clarified "The platform we provide for real estate really serves to generate interest...It isn't a legally binding contract. Besides Uri Geller is a wack job and everyone knows it" she mumbled.


Uri Geller had been planning to turn the house into a public museum about him. "I will get psychic revenge on eBay and to Elvis! Look what I did to Michael Jackson! If I can do it to him, I can do it to them!"

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