Rumor Mill: Prince Gets Nighted

Report by Tyler "Ty" Deschanel

80's superstar, Purple fan and suspected self fellatio-ist, Prince has indicated that he may be in the running to star in M Night Shyamalan's next film. "He said I had great presence and extraordinary looks. With my music career in the toilet this may be my only hope!"

Twist-meister Shyamalan on the other hand had this to say, "No, I told him I wanted some great presents and that he was an extraordinary kook. Though I'll let him believe he's got the role. When he finds out the truth it will be a great twist! And you know I love those!"

Yes, yes you do Night!